Kids: Today, I took my 8 month-old to Urgent Care due to extreme constipation....

By CrappyLuck - 04/08/2011 02:43 - United States

Today, I took my 8 month-old to Urgent Care due to extreme constipation. I spent $25 for my son to poop on me the second the doctor had me remove his diaper. FML

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By blehh - 14/04/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2022 22:00

Today, my son was up at 3:00 am crying due to excruciatingly severe pain in his groin. I took him to the ER. After nine hours consisting of two different hospitals, an ambulance ride, a CAT scan, an ultrasound, and possible appendicitis, the surgeon finally said he was just constipated. FML

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Unplugged

By Anonymous - 12/11/2023 08:00 - Belgium - Merendree

Today, after working many 80+ hour weeks, a patient called to urgently come with their sick infant. Of course, I stayed late to help them. The baby had been constipated for a full 24 hours, and the parents had panicked. During the examination, the baby shat on my table. FML

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Brave little boy

By Anonymous - 07/09/2022 11:30

Today, I was stuck in the ICU with my 10 month-old. They spent more than an hour and multiple pricks to get a vein for cannula. I had to endure and hold him down through all of it. Half and hour later, he promptly smeared poop all over his cannula bandage area during a diaper change. FML

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By Vitani_Verci - 15/01/2016 06:57

Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML

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Bunged up

By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 03:57 - United States

Today, after months of incredibly painful stomach cramps, I convinced my mom that I needed to see a doctor. Not even 2 minutes into the exam, the doctor tells me that I'm heavily constipated and advised some "prune juice" to help "clear all that shit out". My mom won't stop laughing at me. FML

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Potty

By Dafawk - 19/06/2016 20:54

Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML

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Shitty situation

By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 22:00

Today, I had explosive diarrhea. I got off the toilet to change my 3 year-old's poopy diaper. He was being stubborn, so I was going to go back to the toilet, which is when he laid down. I thought I could do it. I couldn't. He ran around diaperless as I ran back to the toilet with liquid shit running down my leg. FML

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Helping hands

By Anonymous - 02/12/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my first poop at home after having my baby, and it was a total mess. I still have no strength in my legs so while trying to clean myself I fell and couldn’t get up. The only one in the house was my father-in-law, so he had to pick me up naked with poop down my legs. FML

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What is happening to me?

By Anonymous - 09/01/2025 16:30 - India - Puducherry

Today, I was at my gynecologist's for my checkup and had this sudden urge to poop - but it was my turn, so I just went ahead to meet the doc. The doctor noticed that I wanted to poop and also informed all the orderlies that, "This patient wants to pass stool now." FML

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Thursday 4 August 2011 8:55

should of slathered him in pepto.

iheartkanye 8

Thursday 4 August 2011 9:00

Shit happens

Comments

butter5646_fml 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 10:26

How cute!

xStaciexLynnx 15

Thursday 4 August 2011 10:45

A child who is extremely constipated doesn't just suddenly let loose. If he actually was EXTREMELY constipated you would know it was coming...

sandmancometh 3

Thursday 4 August 2011 10:46

At least your a good enough parent to take him in! Good job!

meow7777 2

Thursday 4 August 2011 11:23

25 bucks isn't very much money...

meow7777 2

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:47

I don't need to go to a street corner to get 25 bucks...

sydneylol 7

Thursday 4 August 2011 11:27

well...good luck with that.

BabbiiLovvee 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 11:54

YDI for complaining instead of being happy that your baby is feeling better.

sparklecherry 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 13:56

Better get used to being crapped on if you're gonna have kids.

vicburnsred 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 14:29

well thank goodness he's ok right? :D

perdix 29

Thursday 4 August 2011 15:07

You got off cheap! It's hard enough to find a ***** that will shit on you, and then it will cost more than $500. (Or, so I've heard.) Also, you are lucky that your problem was solved right out of the gate (or the diaper, as the case may be). The Urgent Care facilities are like a taxi ride where they crank up the bill by hitting you with service after service. Your kid could have gotten an MRI, and ultrasound, a colonoscopy, a prostate exam, a pap smear, a mammogram and an enema, and left with a $10,000 bill.