Miscellaneous: Today, I took a nap in my car right after finishing up at work....

By ShelterForTheHomless - 14/01/2014 03:31 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I took a nap in my car right after finishing up at work. I was woken up by a hobo sitting in the passenger seat, watching me sleep. Apparently, he'd managed to unlock the door with a wire hanger. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 14 January 2014 15:04

#41, yes, but I only know the shenanigans hobos play on male victims, and, yes, I'm still bitter that FML didn't publish that one.

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RenoTheRhino 30

Tuesday 14 January 2014 12:54

Politely give him a parcel of food and ask him to leave. Then make sure there isn't anything funky in your car..

froggyjade 16

Tuesday 14 January 2014 12:54

That's some scary shit :-(

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jweb1434 6

Thursday 16 January 2014 22:46

Omg! Wtf! That's crazy

sleepyglowstar 32

Friday 17 January 2014 10:38

why would you not go home to nap!

rs7797 9

Friday 17 January 2014 11:57

and you did nothing ? '

Superman_Geek15 6

Friday 24 January 2014 4:00

You better hope he didnt touch your lips if so I pray for you #bumbumpnation

t_helgy14 11

Thursday 23 April 2015 19:13

Wtf I would have kicked his ass

shannon2348 14

Sunday 29 December 2019 21:14

Right And you slept right through him breathing into your car.

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