By danikka1 - 11/03/2010 17:13 - United States

Today, I told my husband that after fifteen years of marriage, I wanted a divorce. His first question was whether or not he could still go on the family cruise my parents are paying for in May. FML
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ggasg 0

he at least deserves the cruise... he did put in 15 yrs

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

Today, my wife filed for divorce after 15 years of being married. Oh, and to rub salt in the wounds, she decided to exclude me from the cruise her parents paid for us to go on. FML F your ex-husband's life!

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loski87 4

... well he deserves to know!

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mrzero 0

wht the **** is OP means???

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metrockick10 0

Don't lie. It means Obsolete Penguin. Poor Jake. When they introduced the new 2.0 version he just couldn't keep up

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MellowYelloe 0

Orange Penis. Rofl

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dudefromnyc 0

so what did u expect???? ur hubbu to fall on knees and request u to give one more chance???? come on..... he prolly is happy that he dint have to dump u....and go through the drama...

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muffinsareyummy 1

So... How is your life ****** again?

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corme_fml 0

because she was expecting him to be like "I totally didn't expect this, please baby...no... let's fix this..." or possibly even arguing about it, instead of just "I saw this coming, can I hang out with your parents still?"

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BbYhRtLsS 0

I would HELLA ask the same question to my future ex-spouse!!!!

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hotpinkdiamond 0

sounds like this is more of HIS fml...

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Frenz 0

You could say yes, then completely ruin the cruise for him. Share a room, be by his side constantly, act all lovey-dovey. Of course this would probably ruin the cruise for you as well.

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Awnonymous 4

#55 you have to be the worst retard ever. What, based on this FML, makes you think he'd deserve that?

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gregaustex 0

Let me get this straight...you want a divorce. OK. It happens. I won't even assume that you don't have a reason, are cheating, deserve it whatever. But you cry "fml" because he's not hurt enough? That alone says WORLDS about you. Any decent human being would want their pursuit of a different life to do as little harm as possible. I'll bet you're a real joy.

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corme_fml 0

While I think the OP is most likely a bitch... there is another perspective to view this from. Maybe she really loves the guy after 15 years but he is the ass or things just aren't working out... Her "This isn't working... I don't think you love me anymore. You never talk or spend time with me. You avoid me. I think it's time for a divorce." Him "Can I still go on the cruise with your parents?" In that case... she isn't wanting him to be hurt... just to show some damn interest in losing a 15 year relationship/friendship...

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