By jesifairy - 13/04/2012 04:46 - Australia

Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML
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7341902 0

Why would you tell your girlfriend that.....?

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Derwinx 2

Lol xDDD your girlfriend is awesome xD

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ShawnaMariie 5

Do she know what a vegetable is? Or was she actually being serious? lmao

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MaoKittyMaoMao 6

Well she's basically saying she would eat you and that she wants you inside her.

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happysmartg 5

Too bad potatoes are a starch, and aren't even vegetables.

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emilykt282 0

why doesn't anyone find it weird that he told his girlfriend he'd care for her if she were a vegetable ? I guess it's only me that that doesn't come up in my every day conversations..

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_overandout_ 10

Hoping she was joking - if not, it might be time to run. She sounds a little nutty - no, scratch that - VERY nutty.

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