By ineedbetterfriends - 15/06/2013 21:08 - Netherlands - Amersfoort

Today, I told my friend, who's a marriage counsellor, about some of the things my husband does that I hate, like snoring loudly and eating with his mouth open. I wasn't asking for advice, but she just looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Divorce." Bye-bye, faith in humanity. FML
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Shrike 23

Your friend must be an FML commenter, right? Haha, of course she is. Give us her username and we'll set her straight for ya.

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cuppycakeslove 20

I feel bad for all the couples she gives counseling to..

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davincidasecond 24

You should have told her to consider finding another profession. Seriously, that's the dumbest advice I've heard of from anyone.

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perdix 29

You should have known that talking to your friend who is a marriage counselor about your marriage would lead to counseling. It's an occupational hazard! The fact that you said that you "hate" your husband's annoying habits indicates to her that your marriage is broken. You may want to be less melodramatic when you talk to her, or restrict your topics of conversation to the weather, sports and shoes.

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LilFlutter 10

Spouses should never talk poorly of each other to other people.

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EvilUndead 9

If you don't want advice, don't bother people with your problems. You're friend is an idiot.

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kidsgotastinky 11

At least she's not a teacher...

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buddy51 23

OP- YDI for trying to scam your friend out of some free therapy! She gave it to you and then, just like your husband, you didn't like what you got. Maybe it's time for a little self-exam rather than constantly finding fault with your husband, your friend, and everyone else!

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imtooshy 18

Snoring and chewing with his mouth open......those are normal little things. Those aren't even problems as far as I'm concerned. Now, maybe if his phone was ringing with girls calling all the time or if he was not coming home at night time, THOSE are problems to be concerned about, just saying.

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worldclassrager 39

I don't see her logic...but honestly there are always a few things that are a bother...problem is either you live with them or maybe work on them...

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klong91 7

Now that's just plain lazy. I could give better advice. In fact... Next time your husband does any of those things that annoys you just remember the positives like does he do chores around the house, does he cook for you, or takes you out on a Fridays night things like that.

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