Animals: Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to...

By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:52 - United States

Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML

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By fish killer - 08/02/2013 03:58 - Canada

Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 23:39 - United States - Erie

Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML

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By bels12 - 05/01/2010 05:15 - Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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By Sassers - 03/12/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML

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By Bad Cat - 29/05/2019 14:00

Today, I saw my cat playing in the other room. Fascinated, I watched him for a few minutes before I realized he was playing with one of my daughter's fish. Well, what was left of it. FML

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By danjoylovefun - 25/10/2010 00:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to shit on my floor and my cat hiding under my comforter. I have to get rid of my new fish because my cat is afraid of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2015 16:10 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML

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By dEpPrEsSeDgIrL - 11/11/2009 11:28 - United States

Today, my dad decided to clean my 20 gallon fish tank. I had 6 fish. One of them was called a transparent fish, clear with a bright orange tail, which was my favorite. My dad didn't see it, and dumped the water out along with it. FML

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By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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By Traumatized cat owner - 23/09/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, after two weeks of believing that my extremely sick cat had escaped the house and ran away to die, I uncovered his lifeless body while deep cleaning my living room. FML

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Chris5146 3

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:01

eat the cat teach it a lesson.

marinus_fml 19

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:12

Your cat never watched Nemo? Fish are friends, not food!

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thecovert 7

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:48

I think that is more like FTL. Dumass

iRCassxD 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:49

Nemo's found...

LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2

Tuesday 15 March 2011 2:09

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE FISH DIE YOU STANKY PUSSY

CryMoreFMLs 14

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:51

You are ******* messed up in the head. Which inbred generation are you from? The 14th?

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Tuesday 15 March 2011 2:09

#31, really? Dumass? Really?

alx5804 4

Tuesday 15 March 2011 2:17

wth! pay attention next time

perradize 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 2:25

Lol YDI...your cat ate ur fish! that's kinda kinky in a weird! lmbo I kid, I kid

missdoll7 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 2:28

what a waste of time..good job cat

missdoll7 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 2:28

what a waste of time..good job cat

Eff_The_Blogs 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 2:30

aw...why would you have fish and a cat at the same time?

EmoGurllll 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 2:46

nom nom nom sushi. still tht sucks OP !¡Amber!¡

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