Intimacy, Sex, Weird, Awkward and Smells: Uneasy - FML

Uneasy

By Anonymous - 23/03/2025 19:00 - United States - Anaheim

Spicy

Today, my husband bought me some new perfume. It wasn’t really my style but he insisted I try it. Afterward we had some of the best, most vigorous sex of our entire relationship. Later, while visiting his parents, I found the same perfume in his mom’s bathroom. It’s her 'special occasion' scent. FML

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Same thing different taste

By moose - 14/11/2016 19:17 - Germany

Spicy

Today, I bought myself a new perfume. Now, there's a sulky husband lying next to me in bed who can't get it up because I smell like his mum. FML

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By Uncomfortable - 17/05/2013 07:21

Spicy

Today, I tried on a new perfume. When my boyfriend hugged me, he commented that I smelled like his mom. I don't know who was more surprised by the simultaneous bulge in his pants. FML

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Smells like strip spirit

By m…… - 06/12/2025 18:00 - United States

Today, we went to the mall and my husband picked me out some perfume. When I asked him why he liked that particular one, he responded with, "That's what's the stripper at my bachelor party was wearing." He was completely serious. FML

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Fragrant

By nooneinparticular - 21/05/2020 08:00

Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML

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I can explain

By 1nn0cen7 1 sw3ar - 06/05/2022 14:00

Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML

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By Annoyed - 28/10/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML

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By badboyfriend101 - 12/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML

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Tasty snack

By Anonymous - 16/07/2023 11:00 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I showered with my favorite soaps, and I used my favorite perfumes and lotions too. I layered my scents to get a nice fruity, girly scent, which helps boosts my confidence. My husband walked in the bedroom when I was done and said that it smelled like cheesy garlic bread. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 02:39 - United States - Baraboo

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML

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By so_this_is_me - 13/08/2015 17:12 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML

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roryab 8

Tuesday 25 March 2025 4:40

did he call you mommy during the event if so your problem is worse then you though

sirrubberduckie 35

Monday 24 March 2025 5:32

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sirrubberduckie 35

Monday 24 March 2025 5:32

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GoogieWithers 23

Monday 24 March 2025 12:55

We are all thinking the same.

Wadlaen 23

Monday 24 March 2025 23:29

Seems like you've got yourself a mommy's boy!

roryab 8

Tuesday 25 March 2025 4:40

did he call you mommy during the event if so your problem is worse then you though

FluffythePink 23

Sunday 30 March 2025 12:51

Is your husband from Alabama?

poopface82 23

Tuesday 1 April 2025 2:09

I have no idea what to say to this, so I’ll just use Samuel L. Jackson’s favorite word. It seems appropriate.

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