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By Anonymous - 07/02/2012 18:15 - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML

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By jack - 08/10/2012 18:36 - United States - Mcnabb

Today, my girlfriend of three months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML

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By Ashton - 15/11/2018 13:30

Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML

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Prank of the day

By datingablonde - 11/01/2013 05:20 - Australia - Attadale

Today, I told my girlfriend that my identical twin and I are not in fact related, that he's adopted, and that the only reason we look exactly the same is because we eat and drink the same things. She actually believed it. FML

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Get a load of this guy!

By IaMDeD - 08/06/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I took her out to her favorite restaurant to celebrate. The waitress serving us looked oddly familiar but I didn’t think anything of it until she said when we collected the check, “Aren’t you my sister’s husband?” I forgot she had a younger sister who worked here. FML

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Uncanny valley

By bruv - 12/01/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML

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By creeped out - 12/06/2012 18:28 - United States - Smithtown

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 371

What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

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By minibuch1505 - 21/09/2012 11:31 - France - Halluin

Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML

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Twins

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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JoeLouisBomber 9

Wednesday 8 February 2012 0:24

Yeah....cannot tell apart....*smirk*

angrymexican 8

Wednesday 8 February 2012 0:26

Tell her that you're your identical twin and get mad at her for mistaking who you are.

Comments

musicluvr2000 11

Wednesday 8 February 2012 1:00

Really really?

Shelta957 13

Wednesday 8 February 2012 3:54

No, not really

Nekogami 14

Wednesday 8 February 2012 1:17

Name tags make the world go round. Just imagine though .. The twin could really mess stuff up by getting frisky with OP if she's -that- identical. Devious womenseses. :P

grapisy 8

Wednesday 8 February 2012 1:17

Get a twin broyher genetically modified for you. And remember, it's not gay if it's a 3-way

Redoxx_fml 22

Wednesday 8 February 2012 1:18

Sandwhich?

WaterPoloLove3 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 1:21

14- **well enough. Grammar nazi is here to stay(;

RaggleFrock 13

Wednesday 8 February 2012 1:29

English isn't his first language, give him a break.

Gherazz 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 1:32

They're identical, how dare you not be able to tell the difference between two people that look exactly the same in every way!

0BadWolf0 8

Thursday 21 February 2013 3:28

I have an identical twin, and we don't look exactly alike. There are differences.

WhiteRangerKid 5

Wednesday 8 February 2012 1:33

You deserved it you should know the difference between them after 3 years just saying

Sumo69 9

Wednesday 8 February 2012 1:38

Trying to bang the twin. dude 3 years man you suck

SoultheWolf 19

Wednesday 8 February 2012 1:39

The best way to try and distinguish them is to look for somethin gon them thats different, like a mole for example. I have identical twin cousins who are five and the only difference is one has wider ears then the other.