Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing... - FML

By ShiriSarah - 20/08/2009 14:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:16

Video or it didn't happen.

cLaAaNdEsTiNe 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:16

bwahaha did you meet Aslan?

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Anonymous5328 0

Friday 21 August 2009 0:22

Know your limits!!!

letyoudie 0

Friday 21 August 2009 0:31

Sounds like your a *****.

iZ3r0 0

Friday 21 August 2009 0:35

hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

brainfreeze215 0

Friday 21 August 2009 0:37

Sounds like a good night to me.

A_Wolfe 0

Friday 21 August 2009 0:38

I am so, so proud of you. TO NARNIA!

10CuppyCakes 0

Friday 21 August 2009 0:38

This made my day xD

wingedspiritus 0

Friday 21 August 2009 6:10

ONWARD, MY FRIENDS! Narnia is awesome. Liektotallyomg.

Bullshet 0

Friday 21 August 2009 0:38

@ dramakat: You've never heard of heroin before, have you?

gluesticks 0

Friday 21 August 2009 0:39

haha wow i peed my pants reading this[:

athiest_pope 0

Friday 21 August 2009 1:01

so how was narnia

shaZamy 0

Friday 21 August 2009 1:23

don't drink

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