Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing... - FML

By ShiriSarah - 20/08/2009 14:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:16

Video or it didn't happen.

cLaAaNdEsTiNe 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:16

bwahaha did you meet Aslan?

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Saturday 11 June 2011 21:15

The comic is awesome.

betty66 3

Saturday 11 June 2011 23:54

alcohol can be considered a drug

notsofriendly 17

Sunday 12 June 2011 1:07

HAHA GREAT ILLUSTRATION

PsychoticAsylum 26

Sunday 12 June 2011 1:31

The illustration is ******* awesome xD

PunxsatownyPhil 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 1:57

This comic is hilarious

skater4life69 0

Monday 13 June 2011 1:09

's what happens when you drink dumbass.

NANDwich 5

Monday 13 June 2011 4:57

I wish I was this awesome. When I get drunk, all I do is stand shirtless on a street corner, throwing Skittles at people and shouting "TASTE THE RAINBOW! TASTE THE RAINBOW, ************!"

pikagirl222 1

Tuesday 14 June 2011 2:22

can i come too?

AustrianChaos 3

Wednesday 15 June 2011 21:19

Strange how the american cartoons are censored, however, on the original French FML site, none are.

Furley 4

Thursday 16 June 2011 3:33

Well, that wasn't a beyond retarded question....

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