Miscellaneous: Today, I sat on the toilet and fell off as the broken toilet...

By Sack - 10/11/2011 11:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I sat on the toilet and fell off as the broken toilet seat slid off. As I fell, I grabbed the light cord in an effort to stop myself, and pulled it out of the ceiling. Now I can't use the toilet, and have to shower in the dark. FML

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By TheKingDavis - 14/02/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2011 18:57 - United States

Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML

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Check before you wreck

By Kailey - 28/10/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML

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By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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Someone check in on this guy

By Klinger - 08/05/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML

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By pooplife - 30/11/2014 19:32 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML

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By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

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You OK in there?

By Anonymous - 22/06/2025 00:00 - Ireland

Today, I went to the bathroom at a friend’s house, used the toilet paper, and realized there was none left on the roll. I grabbed a replacement pack but it was all the way on the top shelf that was too high for me. I stood on tiptoes, balancing precariously on the toilet lid when it suddenly flipped down, knocking me off, and splashing pisswater everywhere. FML

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What the **** was that?

By Hatty - 14/03/2010 10:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML

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By SeatofIgnorance - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML

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Mr_Alarm 12

Thursday 10 November 2011 16:11

That sounds like a shi- *gets shot*

Lemuel_fml 5

Thursday 10 November 2011 16:12

I wonder how the toilet seat broke in the first place...

Comments

darkmis1 17

Thursday 10 November 2011 21:12

If it's your place, shouldn't you have known that your toilet seat was broken?

SpideyRules 9

Thursday 10 November 2011 21:13

The 1800's called. They want their bathroom back...

mrbuddy 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 21:28

Not that hard to fix that

KJON 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 22:36

Who has a pull string in their bathroom?

janro72 10

Thursday 10 November 2011 22:59

are you fat or something?

FMLAndAllOfYours 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:05

Well hey, worse things could've happened! Like....ummm...ya know...hmm.. well I'm sure there's SOMETHING!

dogpup4 23

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:27

Piss in shower and use a torch.

leadman1989 15

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:27

Get a lamp and a bear... problem solved NO!!! don't put them in the shower with you!!!

grunt656 0

Friday 11 November 2011 2:50

Solution: Man up, shower in the dark, and piss in the shower. CRISIS AVOIDED

DaveMatthewsBand 4

Friday 11 November 2011 4:41

I feel so bad for you. :( that really sucks. I've had to get ready in the dark too before cuz my lightbulb went out and I couldn't find anymore.

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