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By sunny_moonbeam - 22/02/2016 20:44 - United States - Hayward

Today, I received a chocolate bar from my grandmother. It wasn't until I was stuck in traffic that I realized the chocolates were laxatives. FML
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ComoEsJuan 24

Unlike the road, you won't be backed up.

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obliviongillette 18

Your Grandma is...how do these kids say it these days? Savage af?

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TheKingOfHearts 19

dam your grandmotha is a strait ruthless saavage!

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Unlike traffic, at least your bowels will experience some movement.

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AdamTodddBrown 11

I'm pretty sure chocolate ex lax has ex lax etched on the chocolate itself. I'd be willing to bet generic brands have something similar. Did you not look at it? Or notice that the wrapping had to have been tampered with? Do you not pay attention to things that go into your mouth? Are you stupid? I think you might be stupid.

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andrmac 25

How do you not notice that it's chocolate laxative?!? Either ex-lax CL for chocolate laxative is on the bars

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Tripartita 44

Congrats, OP, your life might be a cheesy sitcom! Complete with contrived plots and an inattentive protagonist!

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TheCrazier 3

when im old, im going to do that to my relatives and act like i had dementia

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