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By Anonymous - 14/01/2017 01:02

Today, I realized that the only things I want for my birthday are a desk chair and textbooks for the next school year. I'm thirteen, and am starting to understand why I have no friends. FML

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Chiaroscuro 21

Friday 20 January 2017 23:10

There's nothing wrong with wanting to be comfortable while u study and do well at school OP :) As for the friends, you will make friends over time. For me, I made only 2 lasting friendships from school. The rest I made through my job or through mutual friends as I got older.

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Chiaroscuro 21

Friday 20 January 2017 23:10

There's nothing wrong with wanting to be comfortable while u study and do well at school OP :) As for the friends, you will make friends over time. For me, I made only 2 lasting friendships from school. The rest I made through my job or through mutual friends as I got older.

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