Today, I realized I’ve spent 8 years working while my husband... - FML

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By Husbandprobs - 27/10/2017 03:39

Today, I realized I’ve spent 8 years working while my husband is a stay-at-home Dad. I’ve had days where I’ve went to work with the flu, but now my husband cannot apply for one job online because he has a “sore throat” FML

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GhostFox 33

Monday 30 October 2017 3:33

If it makes you feel better, being a stay at home father can take up to 20 years off a mans life span, while women tend to only lose around 7 years of they're a stay at home mom. Wait, why did I think that would make you feel better?

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GhostFox 33

Monday 30 October 2017 3:33

If it makes you feel better, being a stay at home father can take up to 20 years off a mans life span, while women tend to only lose around 7 years of they're a stay at home mom. Wait, why did I think that would make you feel better?

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