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Jeep Fail

By FML Approved - 26/10/2017 22:00 - United States - New York

He is not one with the force.

I agree, your life sucks 237

You deserved it 406

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solversilversilver 3

Monday 26 March 2018 12:37

lol PRESS THE GAS

Traci M 5

Monday 23 April 2018 2:22

omg lmfao

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solversilversilver 3

Monday 26 March 2018 12:37

lol PRESS THE GAS

Traci M 5

Monday 23 April 2018 2:22

omg lmfao

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Today, after two months of being apart from my wife of five years, who'd returned to Panama to deal with a family issue, she innocently slips into conversation that she’s been hanging out with her high school boyfriend. When challenged, she responded, “You get to see me all the time!” FML

I agree, your life sucks 934

You deserved it 113

Today, my boyfriend thinks it’s going so well, we have marriage potential, so before we get any more serious he wanted a promise that I will never want children, and if I think there’s ever a chance I might, tell him soon because we’ll have to split up before we waste each other’s time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 527

You deserved it 853

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me over some rumors he heard about me. These rumors are from high-school, seven years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 269

You deserved it 3 584

Today, I went out for drinks for the first since I stopped breastfeeding. I underestimated how low my tolerance had become and how strong the drinks were. My husband was stopped by two bouncers while trying to carry me to the car. They thought he'd drugged me. FML

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Today, my pregnant wife suggested we have fun tonight since we haven't had sex in 3 months. She also said we'll be having waffles and sausage. I'm actually more excited about the food than the sex. FML

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Today, I went to my dad's workplace because my sister was there and I wanted to see my newborn niece. I was overjoyed until my dad came up to me. It had apparently been pretty hectic for the past week, because he was on the verge of another stress-induced heart attack. Yes, another. We had to help him outside. FML

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You deserved it 88