Miscellaneous: Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find...

By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 18:39 - United States - Noblesville

Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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You played yourself

By Anonymous - 22/10/2025 20:00

Today, my girl likes to wear my boxers around the house but she was in a pair I’d not seen before. I asked her and she went all quiet and guilty looking. Dudes, I literally caught my girlfriend in another man’s drawers. It would be tragic but right now it’s just too funny. FML

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Experimentation is good

By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML

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By dumpedfornoreason - 01/10/2017 18:30 - United States - Normal

Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 05:29 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

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I hate dancing

By Anonymous - 02/03/2025 09:00 - Australia

Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML

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You deserved it 408

By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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kaybee41906 13

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:19

Why not just wear a pair of slightly dirty boxers?

rg350dx 29

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:20

Don't get your panties in a wad about it OP.

Comments

Plexia 9

Thursday 13 June 2013 14:29

Or don't wear underwear? Why would it be more comfy to wear your wife's undies? Also isn't it disrespectful to borrow her clothes without asking? Is this a) a post that you made up and thought would be funny or b) actually supposed to read 'feeling kinky, I decided to wear a pair of my wife's panties to a cook out for my birthday..." which would be FINE. Jesus, man, get it together.

avapaige1234 19

Thursday 13 June 2013 15:10

Seems like you've got some explaining to do.

pfft123 14

Thursday 13 June 2013 15:10

YDI for not washing your boxers on time. Unless you had some kind of fetish :P

Kkkdawg 27

Thursday 13 June 2013 15:19

#77 Would HAVE* GAH!

blackcatwhitecat 8

Thursday 13 June 2013 15:35

YDI, you could have just taken a dirty pair of boxers and wash them on the sink, there's no reason for you to not have clean underwear...

madamspammalot 15

Thursday 13 June 2013 16:00

I hope they were extra girly. They are in my imagination... :D Was that creepy?

BobTheBob413 3

Thursday 13 June 2013 16:23

commando man, just go commando

MadarseLizard 7

Thursday 13 June 2013 17:10

Your pants were slightly dirty so you wore your wife's panties instead of wearing slightly dirt pants... Riiiigghhhtt! Its okay just to be curious OP ;)

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Thursday 13 June 2013 17:46

I guess the 352 people who thumbed up comment 2 must be guys... The answer to that is that in these circumstances, OP probably prefers wearing clean female underwears than dirty male ones... I guess the other choice would have been to go commando.