Love: Today, I put toner into my friend's hair for her...without gloves....

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By midnightaffray - 06/05/2016 04:29 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I put toner into my friend's hair for her...without gloves. Now I have to go to a fancy dinner looking like I've masturbated a blueberry. FML

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TriangularBanana 8

Friday 6 May 2016 23:53

"masturbated with a blueberry" love it! Anyway, do what #1 said, and hopefully it works. Have a nice dinner!

LiliK_fml 21

Friday 6 May 2016 19:49

Sugar and dish soap work a treat to get rid of the worst of the colour.

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LiliK_fml 21

Friday 6 May 2016 19:49

Sugar and dish soap work a treat to get rid of the worst of the colour.

TriangularBanana 8

Friday 6 May 2016 23:53

"masturbated with a blueberry" love it! Anyway, do what #1 said, and hopefully it works. Have a nice dinner!

GhostFox 33

Sunday 8 May 2016 13:48

I read that as "Today, I masturbated into my friend's hair with a blueberry for toner, now I have to wear gloves to a fancy dinner party." I was very confused until I reread it.

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