FML Approved, Video #5 By Louis - 21/03/2017 23:18 A hole in one, in one. I agree, your life sucks 617 You deserved it 242 Share Tweet Share
Today, a little kid accidentally ran into me at the pool. He apologized by biting my leg. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 313 You deserved it 3 230
Today, when done feeding my newborn, I stated to my husband that I'm a cow. He said, in a sincere tone, "Oh, baby, you'll lose the weight soon." I meant cow because I'm producing so much milk. FML I agree, your life sucks 52 974 You deserved it 21 353
Today, I found out that after three years of telling my boss our strategy wasn't going to work, that I was right - it didn't work. I also found out that because it didn't work, I lost my job. My boss still has his. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 817 You deserved it 1 599
Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML I agree, your life sucks 25 812 You deserved it 4 688
Today, someone tried to steal my backpack from the hook on the bathroom stall. Good news: they were caught off-guard by how heavy it was and dropped it. Bad news: my foot is now broken from using it to cushion the backpack's fall. FML I agree, your life sucks 46 351 You deserved it 4 640
Today, I have been pissing blood for 2 hours, ever since some douche in a Nixon mask ran up and slugged me in the kidney. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 080 You deserved it 2 524
What an icehole!