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By Anonymous - 17/01/2014 23:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my mum tell my sister that she should make me a bridesmaid at her wedding. My sister scoffed, "She looks like Shamu, mum. I can't have THAT in my wedding pics." followed by laughter and my mum saying, "Touché." FML

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By samikai523 - 18/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML

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Bridezilla

By Anonymous - 29/05/2022 04:00

Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML

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MY wedding, MINE

By chumpslolo - 25/07/2013 10:55 - United States - Vandalia

Today, my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, my sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML

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Slap in the face

By deadmedia - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML

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Picture perfect

By anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML

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Besties for life

By no cake for me - 07/11/2012 07:31 - United States - Jackson Heights

Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML

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Eavesdropping ain't a good idea

By Sorry we can't all be 5'10", Katie - 26/03/2025 18:00 - United States

Today, I overheard my boyfriend's future sister-in-law ask him not to bring me to the wedding. Apparently, me being so much shorter than everyone else is "embarrassing" and "would make the pictures look weird." FML

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The best day of your life

By Bridey Bride - 18/04/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML

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Main attraction

By kcountry92 - 01/10/2021 22:01 - United States - Archie

Today, my mother thought it would be a wonderful idea to make me late for me own wedding. It wouldn't be so bad if she hadn't focused solely on my sister because my wedding didn't center on her. The sister in question snubbed being my maid of honor over a year ago, and just decided to randomly show up. FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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Marialani 10

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:02

Whale that wasn't very nice of them

mintymandy 11

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:03

I'd rather not be in a wedding for anyone like that anyway...family or not.

Comments

allliseee 8

Monday 20 January 2014 9:20

repeat the exact words while talking to her and your mom. then tell them you are happy you got such a loving family and walk away.

booblla 4

Monday 20 January 2014 13:18

Would planting hardcore drugs in the wedding limo and tipping off the cops be too much or a revenge plan?

HerRoyalDykeness 5

Monday 20 January 2014 19:28

that is cruel. hateful family!!

ohhotdamn99 6

Tuesday 21 January 2014 5:48

That's a bitch move on both their parts. I wouldn't want anything to do with that wedding.

SuckMeBeautifu1 24

Tuesday 21 January 2014 12:59

Gonna have to say You Deserve It if you're obese. You can't eat like a pig and then want to look pretty and get invited to clubs, parties or be a bridesmaid. You have to choose.

Kleptoman_fml 2

Tuesday 21 January 2014 20:21

Print out a picture of Shamu and somehow place it or hold it so it will -without her knowing be in ALL of her wedding photos.

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 21 January 2014 20:44

Or slap together a pair of muddy shoes as she's standing next to you.

AgentPlatypus73 8

Wednesday 22 January 2014 22:54

Give her shit for a wedding present. Literally. Go to a dog park, fill a box with discarded dog poop, wrap it and give it to her. Label it "To: Bitch. From: Shamu." So she knows you overheard her being a bitch.