By Anonymous - 03/10/2014 20:43 - United States - Tempe

Today, I overheard my brother telling his friend that having sex with a girl who's on the pill gives the guy female hormones and "turns you into like, half-chick, half-dude." He was serious. How am I related to this moron? FML
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Hollywoodgirl79 18

This is why we need better sex education not just "abstinence only"

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JadeWinter 16

So... Your brother is a virgin then.

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toaster012 17

You see... When parents have unprotected sex.......

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Sakuraashita 15

Interested to see how he thinks that works...

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worldclassrager 39

He's probably telling him that to scare him so maybe he can have the bragging rights of losing his virgintiy first

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marcelmg 10

You tell his girlfriend that sperm gives you male hormones that will make her half-dude and cause abundant hair growth everywhere.

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snazzymcwho 21

That extreme lack of education is ridiculously dangerous. Smfh

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chazzywazzy654 22

I'm pretty sure if you don't know how you're related to him, you're pretty stupid too OP (;

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