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By Anonymous - 10/03/2011 22:28 - United States

Today, I overheard a little girl ask her mom if the round lady in purple was pretending to be a giant eggplant. I was the lady in purple. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By EatYourGreens - 21/08/2021 06:01 - Australia - Augustine Heights

Today, my four year-old very loudly asked me if the little person she saw at the shops was like that because he didn't eat his vegetables. He definitely heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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By cganon - 21/09/2010 12:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML

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By Ksweety_fml - 01/08/2019 02:00

Today, somebody in a store was talking about a girl who had a snake, and while I was walking out the store, an old lady asked me if I was the girl with the snake. I said no, to which she replied, "Oh, because you look like someone who would." FML

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By Redhead4life - 18/03/2012 00:48 - United States - Miami

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

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By n/a - 25/11/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 18:10 - United States - Miami

Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

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By Big bootay - 28/01/2019 16:00

Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML

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By Black Cat 13 - 04/09/2010 06:52 - United States

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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Friday 11 March 2011 1:12

Were you pretending to be an eggplant? I don't think your disguise was good enough cause she didn't fall for it.

dmndrby789 0

Friday 11 March 2011 1:13

kids say the darnest things lol

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Friday 11 March 2011 15:32

I thought it was you are what you beat. which would make you a dick, 130

jd79 0

Friday 11 March 2011 21:34

would have been better if they called you gremis

DianaFromHolland 3

Saturday 12 March 2011 0:11

Im sure you arent that big, like everything is big for little kids.

ashrandom 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 2:58

I hear the P9OX workout does wonders.

ImKindaABigDeal 6

Sunday 13 March 2011 20:04

ooh good one.

stupidmonkey80 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 21:02

that's so horrible

WiNnInG1997 6

Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:18

well, were you? :)

invisiblefedora 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 7:19

I feel bad for you, but props to the little girl for knowing what an eggplant looks like. They're not exactally a household vegetable.

JohnnyScene 7

Wednesday 11 January 2012 21:05

Wow, loose weight fatass! U deserve it!

EyeCeYu 7

Thursday 26 January 2012 5:27

I didn't know what an eggplant was till i was 11... im suprised she knew what one was

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