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By herANDi - 03/04/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2015 02:41 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML

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By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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No thanks for you

By Anonymous - 30/11/2024 03:00 - United States - Marietta

Today, it was Thanksgiving and the first time my boyfriend would be meeting my whole family. He was nervous so he started drinking. By the end of the night, he was belligerently drunk and kissed my aunt twice thinking it was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:34 - United States - Bellaire

Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML

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Confuddled

By Anonymous - 18/10/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend’s parents for the first time. I got nervous and tried to say, "Nice to meet you, I’ve heard a lot about you!" when I should’ve just said, "It’s nice to meet you." To make things worse, it came out as, "Nice to hear you, I’ve met a lot about you." FML

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Smells like teen shit

By great 1st impression - 25/05/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 05:50 - United States - Harrison

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

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Nervous gas

By Anonymous - 11/04/2023 03:00

Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML

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youreawhore 0

Friday 3 April 2009 16:06

4 times... wow... twice... okay, but 4? Anyway, it sucks that that is the first impression they have of you, but let's hope your boyfriend clears your name, and the next time you meet them concentrate on being extremely careful, as to not further damage your reputation.

josh1 0

Friday 3 April 2009 16:09

how does nervousness translate to drunk? Ive been both plenty of times, and they're very different attitudes. its easy enough just to mention that you're kind of nervous. I would think that any parent who dated or had a social life of their own can understand. either that or they're just asses, in which case you shouldn't worry about impressing them so much anyway.

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kellster 2

Friday 3 April 2009 19:08

What a bitch! Perhaps you should try beta blockers (they help prevent anxiety/attacks of nerves)? Bananas contain them naturally. I'm in the performing arts and know a lot of people who use bananas or beta blockers in pill form to control their nerves.

braFTW 0

Friday 3 April 2009 19:13

"No, ma'am, i have Alzheimer (how do you feel about yourself now?)" That should do the trick. Peter Griffin style! =D

stephaniedee 0

Friday 3 April 2009 19:20

i totally feel you on this one meeting the boyfriend's parents would have made me that nervous too. ugh.

godawgs313 0

Friday 3 April 2009 19:27

maybe you should have gotten piss drunk...always calms my nerves

cartering 0

Friday 3 April 2009 19:30

You should have told her, "No cerebal palsy runs in my family." Sure it would have been a lie, but wouldn't it be worth it for the look on her face?

Trouble0266 2

Monday 17 December 2012 9:08

Awesome comment!

afj67 0

Friday 3 April 2009 19:39

yeah, 4 times is a little excessive... have your bf go to bat for you and try to be EXTRA careful the nest time you all get together. and his mom owes you an apology.

STN_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:10

aw, that's so cruel of her. and i love nervous girls, wanna date ? :-D

Boob_fml 6

Friday 3 April 2009 20:11

Wow, your boyfriends Mom needs to clean the sand out of her ******.

Amkii 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:18

I can understand if she was angry because she had to keep cleaning it up, but ****! She sounds like a bitch. How dare her accuse you of being drunk, when you were clearly just nervous?! It's not like you were exhibiting other signs of intoxication, anyway. Jeez. You should've excused yourself and gone home. What a frickin' bitch. I agree with #49. #46 - effing genius!! I soo would've done that!