This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
Today I met a guy off tinder. We met at the supermarket to get booze to make cocktails back at my place. I had to pop into the garage too, and as I did he drove away. I later had a text saying 'You weren't hot enough without your makeup, but if you put your face on we can try again tomorrow" FML!