By SuperJesus - 01/02/2009 10:27 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML
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Imdead 0

You need to look into whether or not she might be cheating on you.

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Rats_fml 0

That was the saddest story ever. I know what you mean, had a period where my gf and i were the same. It was the most depressing thing ever, especially when the only one you want is her and have no inclination to cheat.

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antonaijamese 7

#21 well that depends, it all depends on their sex drive. if you want it and they dont, then it isnt compatible. but if you dont and they dont, then its perfect

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criley221 19

I'm so sorry OP! This story saddens me because you seem to be a very faithful husband. Maybe it's time to sit down and see what is going on. Hopefully she is not cheating on you, but maybe it's time to spice up the sex life!

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Teacatt 13

I think that it is oddly nice you looked to her instead of some weird woman on the internet for your needs

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heatherrr17 19

Aww /: i hope u guys can get ur sex life back

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Quid_Pro_Quo 1

Aww, that's so sweet. Hopefully you guys find a way to have some intimacy soon.

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