Today, I'm flying out of the country in a few hours. A plane from the same airline just crashed into the Hudson River and is now floating in it. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I left on my honeymoon with my wife who is terrified of flying. The pilot announced incoming storms in the flight path, and the man next to me starts saying it's "probably fate" and "we all have to go sometime." My wife went into a full panic attack. We hadn't even left the ground yet. FML
Today, while my plane took off, I was forced to sit and watch as somebody rear-ended my car in the parking lot. FML
Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML
Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight to have all their luggage left behind in another country. FML
Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML
Today, after being terrified for years, I went on a plane for the first time. It was also the first time I "emergency landed." FML
Today, I flew across country to college. My luggage did not. FML
Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML
Today, while on vacation with my family, I went parasailing. Just as I was about to take off, the wind picked up and I got blown off course. I ended up crashing into a boat and had to be rescued by the coastguard. FML
Today, the small plane I was on almost crashed, all because the pilot's girlfriend figured out mid-flight that he's been cheating on her, causing her to start screaming abuse and furiously beating him. FML
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pommeblossom 0
That guy was a great pilot! if you got anyone like him, you had very little to worry about!
JSsully123 0
If you look at the post its from the same day as the crash. He obviously didnt know the details. Give hi ma break.
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Comments (68)
peasonearth 8
you sound insensitive. obviously op posted this on their flight and had no way of knowing the reason for the crash.
kyuhyunn 0
#47- no one asked you to explain
emogiggles 0
Scary
yunolaugh 0
If you take a king out of a deck there is less of a chance of you picking a king again... 4th grade statisticics
qwertyuiop100 2
hahaha oh I remember this day! watching on the news a plane floating in the river...can't believe that was already 3 years ago!! but everyone was safe:)
thefmlman2011 36
wow, at least you weren't in the river.
JuanRos 0
That pilot is brilliant, i'd like to se any one else do that.
hillgerb 16
Funny because today is the anniversary!
Baller_Bob 17
Statistically speaking, the chance of anything happening to your flight is next to impossible
Sockmonkey12 10
Wouldn't happen to be Malaysian Airlines would it?
thefmlman2011 36
No, it was the US Airlines flight.