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By Anonymous - 16/10/2015 08:39 - Australia

Today, I laughed about a fold in my girlfriend's jeans that felt like she had a tiny boner. She started crying. Turns out she has a slight deformity. Oops. Explains why we've been taking it so slow. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 08:38 - United States - Murrieta

Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML

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By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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By Eddie - 07/08/2011 19:43 - Israel

Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML

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princessbloky 12

Friday 16 October 2015 18:14

You couldn't have known. Just take it easy and try to reassure her.

ruckfules85 34

Friday 16 October 2015 18:14

she cant be too mad if its your first time noticing. Especially if she never told you.

Comments

FallenMetalAngel 17

Saturday 17 October 2015 8:07

Poor gal. You could not have known, just reassure her that it will not change anything, and take it easy.

kendalbear 16

Sunday 18 October 2015 3:03

Because everyone can afford surgery, right?

brocho 26

Monday 19 October 2015 4:16

114, when did 90 mention surgery?

geminijojo 10

Saturday 17 October 2015 10:59

It's prob an oversized clit that's all!! Well.. Hmmm yea that would really have to be one huge clit.. Maybe I'm wrong.. Maybe it is a teeny weeny.

geminijojo 10

Saturday 17 October 2015 11:00

If it bothers her that much she should get it removed!! Why all the haters of cosmetic surgery if it improves ones looks, life, and self-esteem

DoomedGemini 37

Sunday 18 October 2015 0:04

For me, at least, it's more of how people act like that's such a simple fix. Surgeries cost money and any surgery has a risk of messing up. If someone chooses surgery so they can be happier, great, but not everyone can just go do that.

geminijojo 10

Saturday 17 October 2015 12:13

Are u aware u are a total moron? Just wondering...

Sathane 21

Saturday 17 October 2015 12:40

What deformity makes it look like you have a dick?

kendalbear 16

Sunday 18 October 2015 3:04

Your personality has one, so you tell me.

smallandroid 26

Sunday 18 October 2015 9:45

Considering a penis is just a ****** that had testosterone introduced to it while still in fetal development, it's not too difficult for biology to go wrong and produce something in between.

Tonymac617 16

Saturday 17 October 2015 18:09

Tight whitey hermaphroditie.

hayleyblack2u71 21

Saturday 17 October 2015 20:29

its not your fault, its not like you could know without her telling you.

kalbrek009 20

Saturday 17 October 2015 21:58

Maybe she has a large ******** & is uncomfortable about it because she thinks it's a deformity. Try to reassure her that whatever the issue is, you don't have a problem with it. If you do have a problem, let her know (politely) & you can both go your separate ways. Many woman "think" they have a deformity with various body parts. Example: one breast being slightly larger than the other (not symmetrical), breasts too large/too small etc. Magazines & other media have brainwashed women & girls into thinking they have to look perfect (height/weight, etc) in order to be happy.