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By Anonymous - 16/10/2015 08:39 - Australia

Today, I laughed about a fold in my girlfriend's jeans that felt like she had a tiny boner. She started crying. Turns out she has a slight deformity. Oops. Explains why we've been taking it so slow. FML

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By neilmalik - 21/10/2015 11:18 - United States - Murrieta

Today, at work, I had a crease in my pants. Everyone thought I had a boner. Later in the day, when I actually had one, no one could tell. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 00:46 - United States - Beaumont

Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML

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By Horndog - 02/04/2022 18:01 - United States - Staten Island

Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML

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By tigerbyrn - 30/05/2016 15:35 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, as I was about to meet my girlfriend's parents, she thought it would be funny to grab my junk and give me a hard-on right before they walked in. I couldn't hide it quickly enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 08:38 - United States - Murrieta

Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML

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By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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By Eddie - 07/08/2011 19:43 - Israel

Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML

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princessbloky 12

Friday 16 October 2015 18:14

You couldn't have known. Just take it easy and try to reassure her.

ruckfules85 34

Friday 16 October 2015 18:14

she cant be too mad if its your first time noticing. Especially if she never told you.

Comments

Grayness_ 26

Friday 16 October 2015 19:40

Is called a micro clit. Just FYI.

3ph600v 15

Friday 16 October 2015 19:50

Haha I read this fast and thought you said "grandma". That would be beyond weird

MisstressNicole 20

Friday 16 October 2015 20:06

Actually is macro not micro. Micro means small.

leogachi 15

Friday 16 October 2015 20:16

@26 Actually it would be painful, or you would stop feeling anything altogether. There are a lot of nerves in the ******** and having it stimulated all day every day would be very unpleasant.

sturschaedel 27

Friday 16 October 2015 21:07

Well, it's probably not as large when she's not aroused, so I don't think it would be constantly teased by just moving around. Having an extra big clit during sex does sound awesome though.

PinkGlitterBunny 8

Friday 16 October 2015 21:12

Never make fun of anything on anyone but especially not a woman. It's just rude.

HarryWholock87 17

Friday 16 October 2015 23:08

READ THE ******* FML!

fashionbug9880 22

Saturday 17 October 2015 6:22

They only laughed at the fold on the pants, not the deformity. Majority of people don't have deformities in their nether-regions, so it's pretty safe to say that most people wouldn't be offended by pointing out a fabric boner. Laugh at the little things in life, jeeze. P.S. men have feelings too. If you're going to be offended over everything, at least don't be sexist.

HerpNdurp88 0

Friday 16 October 2015 21:16

Soooooooo like a huge clit like the wrestler China?

RabbitOfAurora 28

Friday 16 October 2015 21:21

At least it's all out in the open now OP. I'm sure she feels better about it now too (assuming you were kind) even if this wasn't how she planned to tell you.