By Anonymous - 16/10/2015 08:39 - Australia

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Today, I laughed about a fold in my girlfriend's jeans that felt like she had a tiny boner. She started crying. Turns out she has a slight deformity. Oops. Explains why we've been taking it so slow. FML
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princessbloky 12

You couldn't have known. Just take it easy and try to reassure her.

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ruckfules85 34

she cant be too mad if its your first time noticing. Especially if she never told you.

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sleepyglowstar 32

Please give us more information. What happened next???

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ShirtlessWonder 17

#6, is it your personal goal to post the dumbest replies you can on every recent FML?

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UnluckyChibi 8

Oh dear D: I'm sure you guys will work it out! FML to you indeed tho >~<

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OverFlash 15

... Is it bad that I'm curious about what kind of "deformity"? I mean, as a transman, I joke about my boobs being a deformity.

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GingerFace09 13

As some have said, it may just be an enlarged ********.

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rabbi1010 29

Yeah, sucks you didnt know op, but when youre taking it slow you should keep jokes like that to youself. Maybe it would be something to joke about years down the line, when you both are extremely comfortable with each other. And even then its a big maybe.

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countryguy91290 16

62 He was just making a light joke and had no knowledge of said issue. he was being himself and I am pretty sure he apologized and things are good now.

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DoomedGemini 37

*she but yeah, they meant taking it slow like sexually I'm pretty sure. It doesn't mean they are not already very close.

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I can't stand leg puns! 22

Even though you couldn't have known, never EVER discuss a girl's look or body in any way other than a compliment, even if it's a joke. Trust me, it doesn't end well

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jocamo 24

I had a guy tell me my winter hat made me look like an Ewok. Ended fine.

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Scorpio01 16

I won't label it as a deformity... Just That everyone is different.. So make her feel comfortable and remind her that she is one and unique.

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kendalbear 16

Deformities aren't for you to decide, idiot.

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sunny354wi 8

What's happening down under? :P

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