Love: Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time....

By eww. - 22/03/2013 05:28 - Australia

Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML

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By Infested Girlfriend - 30/04/2020 05:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML

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By kiwi - 11/11/2009 22:10 - United States

Today, I realized that the most romantic thing that my boyfriend and I have done in the last month is comb lice out of each other's hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 20:08 - United States - Clarksville

Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML

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By violetbcracecar - 14/12/2016 03:48 - United States - Suisun City

Today, for the first time in my life, I have lice. The dog we rescued infested our house. No amount of showering has made me feel clean, and my bald husband just doesn't understand why I'm so bothered. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By notsober - 20/03/2012 05:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By HOLY SHIT, A WALKING SNOWGLOBE - 09/12/2012 21:52 - United Kingdom - Dagenham

Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML

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By ColdHeat - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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By Whatever479 - 17/02/2011 17:29 - Ireland

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML

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seeoseek 18

Friday 22 March 2013 11:49

Ewwww nasty!!

isallwaysme 27

Friday 22 March 2013 11:52

That's damnruff (horrible pun over)

Comments

octaviamarieb 18

Thursday 25 July 2013 20:29

I just threw up a little. dandruff is the worst!

JustNatalie 8

Wednesday 4 September 2013 21:53

Well.. When I kissed my two exes for the first time I had a fever for days. After both!

FMLworthy5000 21

Monday 14 April 2014 4:28

*cue Hannah Montana's nobody's perfect*

worldclassrager 39

Friday 5 September 2014 17:28

Maybe don't touch is head for a Little bit

unicornlover13 8

Friday 6 February 2015 5:13

UhhHHHhhhh... RATCHET Yes vote this down as much as you want, I don't give a crap

bleedingglitter 24

Sunday 12 April 2015 11:49

This made my skin crawl.

leximichelle 13

Monday 16 December 2019 5:58

Dandruff I can understand because it’s embarrassing and not always something you can control, but having lice and allowing someone to be that close to potentially catch it (provided you’re in the process of getting rid of it), without letting them know you have it IS disgusting and frankly just careless. Has he even no shame to avoid such a situation??