Intimacy: Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school....

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By Ben-Ben - 06/11/2008 09:43 - France

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

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kelli09 0

Friday 6 February 2009 17:19

What an asshole, who cares if she is popular or not.

csigabajnok 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 15:03

What a whiner! Are you being with her because she is popular or because you like her? Man, you're a dork...

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hazelnut159 0

Monday 18 July 2011 7:43

Wooow, shallow dude

Lemycakes 4

Monday 25 July 2011 10:07

wow um someone is a jack off, who cares if she is unpopular?? as long as she doesnt like like a troll of course..

akichan15 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:18

wow. quit whining. at least you woke up next to something besides a Teddy bear.

Riley1998 5

Tuesday 16 August 2011 4:31

wow what a duche bag, she probably the only person that would take you. soooorry

FML102938 8

Monday 3 October 2011 1:41

197 nobody ******* cares you retard

x_Suki_x 2

Monday 10 October 2011 6:34

Shallow asshole...you're just asking for YDI's.

megapeyt 17

Tuesday 11 October 2011 6:55

There's no such thing as an unattractive woman. Just never enough vodka -Russian Proverb

BlackBlaze 1

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:06

Douche

kokorowe 3

Saturday 29 October 2011 5:11

dude it's ur fault for drinkin the f***ing vodka

ihavebrokenshoes 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 6:06

Nah...

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