By whaleninjapoop - 06/12/2012 08:24 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I jokingly tried to convince my girlfriend that Wyoming was a government conspiracy and did not exist. She believed me. FML
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DocBastard 38

The cruelest thing you can do to fools is prank them. She obviously doesn't have the mental capacity to disbelieve you.

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sukiboo 3

Lmao. Well who's to say it isn't and apologies in advance if already been expressed just popped in.

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Hiphuray4peas 27

How does one know if something truly exists anyway?

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WritingWrongs 8

Because it physically effects your and others' lives. e.g. you can't walk through a wall, therefore it exists. if you eat something it will either nourish your body or damage it, therefore the food exists. the ground will thoroughly stop you if you fall, so it exists. you may be interested to learn this also proves you are not heavier than the earth and ALL of these things do in fact prove that you physical body (mind and all) does in fact exist. isn't it exciting to learn new things?

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Hiphuray4peas 27

I was thinking of a more philosophical approach. Nice try though.

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sukiboo 3

Completely off topic of original FML but u went there so I gotta ask. So because at the time we went in , were allowed in, we did not find or it was not reported that these weapons were found as put out by the same government Powell worked for too and was tasked with confirming that info, is it really so far fetched to believe either they were forewarned and moved them or sold them, or they were found but we the lowly peons of the free world would not be able to handle that news without demanding immediate action when they (wealthy elitist a Nd politico alike who make up out government) had great personal wealth at stake if things weren't dealt with as low key as possible? To each their own and it takes all kind but that's an awful lot of trust in an proven not so trustworthy time

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crunchyman 3

OP WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, if she believes you it means that you guys will have less fights, WHAT A ******* RETARD

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desertlovebird 11

Way to go on you dude( hi five) I do things like that to my daughter all the time. And yes my girl is smart just gullible. Makes the day oh so much better :)

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Steve95401 49

Wyoming is not a government conspiracy, but North Dakota definitely is.

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xxb000xx 0

My history teacher convinced my entire class that Delaware was nonexistent.

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qwertkinz 12

At least you know your girlfriend trusts you that much :)

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