By whaleninjapoop - 06/12/2012 08:24 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I jokingly tried to convince my girlfriend that Wyoming was a government conspiracy and did not exist. She believed me. FML
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DocBastard 38

The cruelest thing you can do to fools is prank them. She obviously doesn't have the mental capacity to disbelieve you.

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blcksocks 19

Next step: tell her the Dakotas aren't real.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Nothing is real, man. We're all just monkeys hooked up to computers, programmed to think what we're doing is real. All we are is a dream of an alien-god illuminati sitting right beside us with robots in our brains. Crazy shit, I tell you.

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lilhellian 26

33 I showed your comment to someone... She believed you.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Thank God there are people out there willing to accept the truth, it's not healthy to live in denial all your "life."

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TheLittlePug 3

Hey, she may be a gullible person but to be fair she trusts that everything you tell her is the truth. She's your girlfriend!

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ICastillo 24

Are you kidding me....she should know Wyoming is a state. Come on man.

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starbunnytwinkle 3

Nah, there's a big difference between trusting in your boyfriend and being a gullible idiot. She's just a gullible idiot.

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anitadoody 7

"Trust" isn't the same as "turning our brain off and accepting every (even the most absurd) information". She's just stupid and unable to analyze facts by herself.

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PrincessLiLi_fml 7

On an unrelated note; Your profile name/pic makes me happy.

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JAMSM 6

92 - yeah, the doctor said you have a disease where if you don't give me a ******** every six hours, you'll die.

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secretsymbiote21 5

Sounds like somebody needs to pay more attention in school.

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CallmeRyuzaki 0

They should make a movie about this. Conspiracy theory II.

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debbster7 18

There's nothing wrong with having a gullible girlfriend. You might even be able to use it to your advantage. ;)

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BulldogHoops 14

There's a fine line between trolling and felony

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perdix 29

Wyoming is just as real as Iraq's weapons of mass destruction. Hey, I fell for that one like most Americans did. Damn you, Colin Powell! He told the UN how much Iraq possessed of various chemical weapons to three significant figures!!

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gman90210 18

They also waited 8 months or more to go in at which time it gave them more than enough time to ship to Syria Pakistan and Egypt so they were there we just gave them time to move them

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loserman67 35

Next, convince her that the ingestion of semen promotes strong chip-free fingernails and shiny manageable hair with no split ends. You gotta marry this one, you'll be set for life. "I swear Honey, the goverment says that I have to spend every Sunday during football season with the guys at the bar. It promotes strong male bonding in case we ever go to war and have to act as a fighting unit."

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lelo007 11

I have read that semen does provide whiter teeth, whether it's true or not is another story. But it's a great source of protein! You can't go wrong with that sales pitch.

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DarthVader77 9

Marry her! Especially if she has the looks. Even if she is average, you cannot ask for more than her. :)

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smashlea11 2

I live in Wyoming, so am I a conspiracy theory dun dun duhhhh!

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