Intimacy: Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family. I asked her if...

By Anonymous - 14/02/2016 09:23 - Canada - Sechelt

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family. I asked her if she wanted something to drink, and my brother reacted by snorting and calling me a "cuck". Apparently offering your girlfriend a drink means you're being cuckolded now. God, I hope he was adopted. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2022 14:00

Today, my girlfriend asked me to marry her, and I said yes. My parents were thrilled, but my brother is so immature, he couldn’t stop laughing that of two lesbians I’m the “girl” and my girlfriend is the “guy.” I swear I’m going to ban him from the wedding in case he tries to make a speech. FML

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Monday 15 February 2016 0:35

Having respect for your girl, hell, having respect for any person is hot. Your brother is an idiot and won't get very far with a good woman if he thinks basic manners makes you "cuckolded", whatever that means... I'm guessing the equivalent of whipped.

nzhx 23

Monday 15 February 2016 0:29

...how old is your brother?

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lysx84 24

Monday 15 February 2016 8:38

I'm sorry, I don't care who's come into my home - they get offered a drink. It's the very basics of manners. I let someone in then proceed directly to the kettle. Whether it's my folks, my in-laws, neighbours or repair men.

aeryn97 17

Monday 15 February 2016 10:35

I'm so confused. is this a Canadian thing? anyway sounds like that sucks. sorry OP

KryssLB 14

Monday 15 February 2016 19:06

No. But it sounds like it might be a stupid MRA thing.

jkp1291 25

Monday 15 February 2016 14:08

Someone doesn't know the definition of cuckold.

psyjoniz 12

Monday 15 February 2016 15:20

thats called him being jealous and not knowing how to act. ignore him and carry on being a gentleman.

amazed_71 14

Monday 15 February 2016 15:25

It's just good manners to offer a guest refreshments. Not your fault. His problem.

KayleeFrye 39

Monday 15 February 2016 16:34

At least you have manners. Although...does he know what the term cuckold actually means? Do you think he meant "whipped?" (Although having manners and offering a guest a drink does NOT mean that you're in any way whipped,)