By Anonymous - 18/04/2012 10:59 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I heard that my ex-girlfriend was spreading scurrilous rumours about me all over our university. It appears that I distribute white supremacist propaganda, and that my sexual fantasies involve animals and vegetation. FML
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trolololololol92 0

Spread stuff about her, this is war!

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dissdawg 5

I'm assuming this was a bad breakup

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RedPillSucks 31

Tell them you're vegan, so you're not into ******* animals.

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trollierthanthou 1

tell people that the reason you broke up is because she had a penis........ BITCH GOTTA PENIS!

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birdcagereligion 10

Just ignore it. People wouldn't believe it, I'm sure.

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br0ccoli 14

Am I the only one that had to look up scurrilous??

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ThermiteKitten 8

Find a racist farmer with a hot daughter, date the daughter, tell him that you're just coming over for the goats and corn.

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Lil_Ojeda 4

Tell her to stop telling lies or you'll shoot her in the back of her head and f*** the bullet hole until she dies....

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scuttlebuttz 1

Know that feel. Word In high school was that I ****** penguins. How would I even find penguins to ****?

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