Today, I had to listen to a high school student describing how... - FML

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By TeacherLady - 31/03/2017 18:00

Today, I had to listen to a high school student describing how lame his spring break was, because the only fun thing he did was go scuba diving and parasailing. FML

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seanthadon 3

Thursday 30 March 2017 4:56

**** his parents' lives

cacheson 41

Friday 31 March 2017 18:34

What else did he want? Joy ride in a new Ferrari? A trip to Cancun? A Mars expedition???

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DumbAndYoung 30

Sunday 2 April 2017 9:06

When I was in high school, I had my tonsils removed and was in recovery all through spring break. I was hungry and couldn't eat, and in excruciating pain the entire time. Maybe he should give that a try.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 19 August 2017 15:39

Kids like that should be sent off to spend a week in a third world country that has very little access to food and clean water.

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