Transportation: Today, I had to drive my sister home. We drove the half hour...

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By BigSis - 22/07/2016 22:09

Today, I had to drive my sister home. We drove the half hour south to get to my Dad's, only to get about 5 minutes away when she tells me that she's supposed to be going to our mom's. 45 minutes in the other direction. FML

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saffy66 34

Sunday 24 July 2016 14:32

She clearly has my sense of direction, if she couldn't tell you were going the wrong way.

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saffy66 34

Sunday 24 July 2016 14:32

She clearly has my sense of direction, if she couldn't tell you were going the wrong way.

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