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By WolfPack279 - 04/11/2016 00:14 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to work as her mother was borrowing her car for the week. We had a horrible fight and she ended up getting out of the car, keying the side of my car, then getting back in, expecting me to still drive her the rest of the way. Me being from Minnesota, I did. FML

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klutzyduck1 24

Friday 4 November 2016 9:47

I'm not sure how you being from Minnesota makes you finishing driving her a foregone conclusion? I would've made her walk, take a cab, call a friend or at the very least have that be the end of the relationship.

childproofpizza 19

Friday 4 November 2016 11:52

That's a crime, and you witnessed it. You should make her pay for it, if she refuses take her to court.

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xx000o 27

Monday 7 November 2016 20:42

Bitch is out, end of the ride.

netflixjunkie8 8

Thursday 24 November 2016 13:07

What does any of that have to do with being from Minnesota?

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