Today, I had a seizure at work. My boss walked by and saw me, but didn't help or do anything because he thought I was "picking something up off the floor." FML
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Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML
Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML
Today, at work, where I am the boss’s son, I introduced myself to the new guy and starting working on a project. Not five minutes into it, I apparently had a seizure, passed out, smashed my face on the work table, and regained consciousness in a state of confusion with EMTs surrounding me. FML
Today, I found out that my boss was actually legally obligated to send me to the hospital after I was hit on the head while working. I had to finish the entire work day while heavily concussed, and by the time I got to the ER I had lost complete feeling in my right side. They asked me to come in the day after. FML
Today, I was working as a lifeguard. A woman began to have a seizure. Nervous, I went into shock and walked into a tree, knocking myself out. Post seizure, the woman stood up and walked away. Later, I woke up in the hospital. The ambulance had arrived to take her, but ended up taking me instead. FML
Today, I had a mild epileptic seizure. My mom's immediate reaction was not to comfort me or call for help, but to freak out over the fact that I'd spilled my glass of milk over the floor. FML
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Today, thanks to my estranged husband, I had three seizures at work. I came home yesterday to find that my seizure medications were completely gone. He'd flushed them down the toilet because he thinks I'm psychotic and "read on the internet" that it's because of the meds. FML
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Metallica139 0
douche
DeservedIt 0
Next time don't look like you're picking up something off the ground. Is it really that hard to have a seizure properly?
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Comments (116)
XxXx4xXxX 0
thaat sux, and everyones gonna call mr a douch, but I loled a lil ;), but sorry to hear that, he's an ass.
demomanX 0
I would laugh my ass off if you said your boss thought you were breakdancing
Squeezeit 0
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
kayPandastyle 15
perdix FTW lmao but yea foxhound dude seriously get over yourself and your self righteous attitude it's a damn website who cares? and if YOUR seriously sitting around thinkin about who's "BS-ing" then your a fuckn loser with too much time on ur hands. OP that sucks hope u feel better.
marquisallover 0
YO.........Lawsuit nuff said
fuckyourlife99 0
haha 42, "my b" great
GumshoeQ 0
haha, who cares if it's fake, I have epilepsy an I think that shit would be funny. I've had friends think I was humming or rocking out to songs when i'd have seizures.
jimshrimp 0
is your boss retarded?
dave666_fml 0
so this guy see's you shaking your body like crazy, and he thinks you were picking up a pencil? what a fagget! you could've died!
Riemurasia 0
What I'm wondering is why your boss doesn't know about your seizures. I believe the fault also lies with you.