Work: Today, I had a seizure at work. My boss walked by and saw me,...

By argh - 24/02/2010 06:29 - Canada

Today, I had a seizure at work. My boss walked by and saw me, but didn't help or do anything because he thought I was "picking something up off the floor." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2021 08:01

Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML

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By xxccruzxx - 29/06/2012 13:30 - United States

Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML

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By FirstImpressionist - 11/05/2022 14:00

Today, at work, where I am the boss’s son, I introduced myself to the new guy and starting working on a project. Not five minutes into it, I apparently had a seizure, passed out, smashed my face on the work table, and regained consciousness in a state of confusion with EMTs surrounding me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2022 00:00

Today, I found out that my boss was actually legally obligated to send me to the hospital after I was hit on the head while working. I had to finish the entire work day while heavily concussed, and by the time I got to the ER I had lost complete feeling in my right side. They asked me to come in the day after. FML

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By EpicFailAtItsFinest - 13/04/2009 02:49 - United States

Today, I was working as a lifeguard. A woman began to have a seizure. Nervous, I went into shock and walked into a tree, knocking myself out. Post seizure, the woman stood up and walked away. Later, I woke up in the hospital. The ambulance had arrived to take her, but ended up taking me instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 16:08 - United States

Today, I had a mild epileptic seizure. My mom's immediate reaction was not to comfort me or call for help, but to freak out over the fact that I'd spilled my glass of milk over the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 17:00

Today, I got electrocuted at work. The boss thinks I'm faking, even though a chunk of my left hand is gone. FML

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By Frozen - 10/03/2014 14:23 - United States

Today, the heater went out at work. I was shivering so hard that someone thought I was having a seizure. FML

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By Seizure Surprise - 21/02/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I had a seizure at work and had to go to the hospital. I'd saved up a bunch of money and was on the verge of moving out at the embarrassing age of 26, but thanks to lackluster health insurance, I lost all of my money and am now in debt. I also now can't drive for six months. FML

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By catty_13 - 07/10/2017 04:30

Today, thanks to my estranged husband, I had three seizures at work. I came home yesterday to find that my seizure medications were completely gone. He'd flushed them down the toilet because he thinks I'm psychotic and "read on the internet" that it's because of the meds. FML

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Wednesday 24 February 2010 12:13

douche

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Wednesday 24 February 2010 13:09

Next time don't look like you're picking up something off the ground. Is it really that hard to have a seizure properly?

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XxXx4xXxX 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 5:45

thaat sux, and everyones gonna call mr a douch, but I loled a lil ;), but sorry to hear that, he's an ass.

demomanX 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 7:45

I would laugh my ass off if you said your boss thought you were breakdancing

Squeezeit 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 12:48

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

kayPandastyle 15

Thursday 25 February 2010 16:16

perdix FTW lmao but yea foxhound dude seriously get over yourself and your self righteous attitude it's a damn website who cares? and if YOUR seriously sitting around thinkin about who's "BS-ing" then your a fuckn loser with too much time on ur hands. OP that sucks hope u feel better.

marquisallover 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 20:18

YO.........Lawsuit nuff said

fuckyourlife99 0

Friday 26 February 2010 4:57

haha 42, "my b" great

GumshoeQ 0

Friday 26 February 2010 15:48

haha, who cares if it's fake, I have epilepsy an I think that shit would be funny. I've had friends think I was humming or rocking out to songs when i'd have seizures.