Miscellaneous: Today, I had a huge yard sale. Since I live in a good neighborhood,...

By penguindude82 - 06/05/2012 07:38 - United States - Dallas

Today, I had a huge yard sale. Since I live in a good neighborhood, I decided to leave the stuff out tonight rather than pack it all in for only a few hours. The news didn't say anything about the impending severe thunderstorm. FML

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You deserved it 33 833

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2020 02:02

Today, I put my car in the garage last night so it wouldn't get damaged by a huge thunderstorm. Golf clubs fell on it while it was stowed away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 236

You deserved it 381

By hungry - 13/10/2013 05:23 - United States

Today, I heard that there was supposed to be a huge blizzard heading our way, so I went out to stock up on groceries. After spending $600 on food, I drove home and packed most of it into the fridge and freezer just in time for our power to go out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 827

You deserved it 26 635

Cheeky little bastards

By weeping_willow - 01/06/2020 08:00

Today, the kids that live down the street had a yard sale in my yard while I wasn’t home. They sold a bunch of my daughter's toys, which I now have to replace. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 825

You deserved it 194

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 21:40 - Denmark

Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 201

You deserved it 4 618

By wtf did I do - 02/03/2012 21:15 - United States

Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 362

You deserved it 4 487

By knevs - 22/06/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, my mom sold our electronic stuff to pay for hurricane shutters. We live in Chicago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 749

You deserved it 2 974

Leave me alone!

By Anonymous - 10/08/2019 18:00

Today, I posted that I'm having a yard sale and listed a bunch of stuff I'm selling. People started messaging, asking me to send pictures and prices. That's why I'm having the yard sale, so I don't have to post pictures and prices! FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 507

You deserved it 331

Coincidence

By lostmystuff - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Livermore

Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 028

You deserved it 25 433

By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 342

You deserved it 4 145

By racking-leaves - 14/11/2012 19:55 - United States

Today, after spending three hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I came back to find my neighbor had decided to blow his leaves all over my yard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 849

You deserved it 1 863

smallsmerry123 5

Sunday 6 May 2012 15:43

The weather, wrong? IMPOSSIBRU!

llamafish 25

Sunday 6 May 2012 15:45

So lemme get this straight. The storm stole your stuff? Is that what happened? Goddamn weather. Edit: I have no idea what the **** I'm saying.

Comments

zexehlairaizrek 0

Monday 7 May 2012 6:23

I think OP might live a couple of houses down the street from me. xD

MillerBeerTime 5

Monday 7 May 2012 6:29

Lazy asshole of the day award goes to you!

dellis44 7

Monday 7 May 2012 9:13

I actually got mistaken and thought #7 was me...

amanda2131 5

Monday 7 May 2012 21:44

Luckily the items damaged were just a bunch of old stuff that you were looking to get rid of anyway.

RogueWarrior869 23

Monday 7 May 2012 23:20

What I am about to ask is not intended to be offensive or sarcastic. Were there no darkening clouds, rise in temperature or increased winds? I live in an area where the weather can be random but usually any of those signs is an accurate sign of a storm.

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 9 May 2012 20:02

So you assumed that because you live in a good neighborhood you were immune from crime? How presumptuous. And you thought your goods would be safe? YDI.