Miscellaneous: Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of...

By blah - 10/04/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

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By Lichelle - 10/03/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML

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By Kay Kay - 23/05/2020 05:00

Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML

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By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

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Busted

By far23 - 15/07/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I had a big party that left my house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When my parents got home, my dad said, "Did you have fun at the party?" I said, "How'd you know?" and he replied, "You hate cleaning and the house was filthy when we left." FML

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By Jaclk - 24/04/2012 21:28 - United States - Needham

Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML

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By trp007 - 07/04/2014 03:03 - United States - New Castle

Today, after cleaning my house because I'd thrown a party all weekend while my parents were gone, I still got caught because somebody tried to make beer popsicles with Q-Tips in the ice trays in my freezer. FML

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Caught in 4K

By its_all_legit - 19/03/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

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Partaaaaay!

By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

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By teea - 15/11/2012 23:34 - Australia - Saint Lucia

Today, my boyfriend and I cleaned his parents' whole house while they were out, just to be nice. When they came home, they assumed we only did it because we'd made some huge mess that we needed to hide. I'm now banned from their house. FML

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Friday 10 April 2009 20:03

YDI. Why would you put them in the driveway? lol

rukusrazor 0

Friday 10 April 2009 20:10

Evidence removal is first priority. Clean-up is secondary. I bet you learned your lesson.

Comments

380gb 4

Tuesday 27 September 2011 10:35

YDI for not inviting us. Wat the hell bro?

Longboardowen 5

Wednesday 11 January 2012 6:37

Geez you should recycle them

catanita 18

Thursday 28 June 2012 11:59

You could say that you collect them to earn an extra buck.

missalice0306 19

Thursday 2 August 2012 14:31

YDI for failing to recycle

crapazoidburg 0

Sunday 12 August 2012 17:09

Say u were collecting bottles and accidentally left them in the driceway

thefastbunny 15

Tuesday 4 March 2014 21:14

So vacuuming the stairs is what's really crucial, huh?

WinterBlue42 22

Monday 16 June 2014 11:06

'Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town'. .YDI. For so many reasons. I'm not even going to list them. :l

dabears1011234 27

Sunday 21 September 2014 19:15

Skrewed yourself over eh?

toongler 23

Wednesday 31 December 2014 4:01

hahahaha I knew as soon as I read the first sentence that YDI. Next time be more careful friend

Crusadent18 16

Sunday 31 January 2016 12:24

Ah you tried bruh, remember it's always better to go than to throw with house parties

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