By Mr_Jah - 04/07/2016 20:33 - United States - Boerne

Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
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CharlieKearney 23

If you've liked her for a while, wouldn't you know she already had a boyfriend?

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Awahso 25

Well, at least you got a free haircut out of it.

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ericanicole1 12

So what you got a free $80 haircut and you can now find someone who's actually available before you embarrassed yourself or wasted more time. I call that a win win

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OnigiriSama 9

At least , you didn't lose a girl friend and get a free haircut. Fair enough.

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allplayedout 20

Still, a free $80 haircut? Sounds like a win either way.

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fictionaldiary 11

Oh no. Free stuff offered by a MAN instead of a pretty girl? How will you go on?

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hoochrulez55 3

It always happens like that. Because you are the nice guy, and she's with a douchebag.

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