Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
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fantome_fml 0
just cover your eyes and walk back in, you don't have to see him
marykateex3 0
I'm guessing that wasn't the dramatic exit you were counting on?
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Comments (67)
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
So go back and cover your eyes like fantome said. "Forgot my keys! No worries though! I can't see you!"
F_My_Wife 2
Oh. It's so meant to be.
ignoramoose 0
Did you go with the intention of breaking up in the first place? If so, hella waste of gas.
Travestie616 0
Erm, yeah, I completely understand the situation and how you feel when you do everything for a guy, treat him like gold, then he turns around and looks at you like you're shit. Good job for breaking up with the douche bag. Guys like that deserve no one.
kvgf1484 0
you should read 'why men love bitches' by sherry argov. stop doing everything for men, do everything for yourself. it sucks you wasted your time on this guy
Eternity_fml 0
What I'm wondering is... Where'd you get the chance to type up this FML? 0.o
chickenxtoes 0
dont worry about it too much...sounds crazily like something i would do...hah
fuckmylife431413 0
maybe its a sign you should be with him....
panda_bear511 0
@26: I'm guessing that the OP either typed it up using her phone while deciding what to do about her keys. Or she braved the menacing boyfriend and went inside, got her keys, then sometime later when she was home, decided to tell the story.
JHP1107 0
by any chance, was this boy's name griffin?