Transportation: Today I got into a car accident, because I was distracted by...

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By sdougie001 - 18/11/2016 22:33

Today I got into a car accident, because I was distracted by a car accident. FML

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FoxOne_fml 12

Saturday 19 November 2016 9:28

This happens way too often. People need to learn to keep attention to the road while driving. YDI.

GhostFox 33

Saturday 19 November 2016 16:32

Rubbernecking is what a lot of EMT's and cops call it. People get distracted trying to see what happened instead of paying attention to the accident they're about to cause. Still, hope you are okay.

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Samir1stdude 7

Saturday 26 November 2016 4:26

it's almost happened to me too. lucky my mom helps my driving by shrieking at me.

WazzupMyNog 9

Monday 28 November 2016 4:47

A few weeks ago there was a car crash on the opposite side of the road, a prius wasnt paying attention to the road rear ended me then drove off

Wonthebread 20

Wednesday 7 December 2016 20:09

Douglas Hofstadter would love this

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