Today, I got home from work, and saw a note on the counter my roomate left saying "Sorry about the basement." I then went into the basement, and found that it was flooded. My TV, Xbox360, mini-fridge, and couch were all destroyed. Good thing he tried to stop the leak with scotch tape. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML
Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
Today, I came home to find water dripping from the ceiling in my apartment laundry room/pantry. All of my groceries were ruined. Maintenance's suggestion? "Put a bucket under it." FML
Today, I woke up to my living room covered in 8 cm of water. My $2k computer was on that floor. FML
Today, I noticed that my ceiling was sagging slightly. I got up on to a chair to look at it more closely, and I touched it. Turns out that my ceiling was full of water. It went everywhere, ruining my new iPod, phone, and all the things my daughter bought for university. FML
Today, I overloaded the washing machine and it flooded the downstairs. The flooring will have to be scrapped and drywall replaced. It's 100% my fault. Did I mention this is not my house? FML
Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML
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Intoxicunt 5
Then the water will wash away the evidence when you murder him and throw him down there.
easton_87 0
That's what happens when you room with an idiot.
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Comments (88)
YamahaMama09 0
I see murder 1 comming on......lol
JRSpaniel 0
Point of advice: Whenever your roommate leaves you a note beginning "Sorry about...", you have all rights to kick him in the groin.
Coltronics 0
leave him a note saying you're sorry you hired a 300 pounder name bubba to steal his virginity
_jdreaming 0
lol! Damn, that sucks ass! What the hell was he thinking? Scotchtape?? Really, now? What an idiot!!!
okevino 0
sadness
hardskrew 1
Call of Booty
zoodlez2531 0
SCOTCH TAPE?1?!? WHAT AN IDIOT! GOD CAN HE BE MORE STUPID!?!? HE SHOULD OF USED DUCK TAPE >_>
loloutloud 0
well ur xbox would've died anyway, RROD lol jk that sux man
YOUZTROLLIN 0
@#74: Oh my, the irony, it burns. Duct. Say it with me now, duct tape. Not duck tape. DUCT. TAPE. TWO Ts.
cgysoccerfreak 0
scotch tape? what a dumb ass, you should beat the shit out of him
lebanita 0
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