Today, I got home from work, and saw a note on the counter my roomate left saying "Sorry about the basement." I then went into the basement, and found that it was flooded. My TV, Xbox360, mini-fridge, and couch were all destroyed. Good thing he tried to stop the leak with scotch tape. FML
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Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML
Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
Today, I came home to find water dripping from the ceiling in my apartment laundry room/pantry. All of my groceries were ruined. Maintenance's suggestion? "Put a bucket under it." FML
Today, I woke up to my living room covered in 8 cm of water. My $2k computer was on that floor. FML
Today, I noticed that my ceiling was sagging slightly. I got up on to a chair to look at it more closely, and I touched it. Turns out that my ceiling was full of water. It went everywhere, ruining my new iPod, phone, and all the things my daughter bought for university. FML
Today, I overloaded the washing machine and it flooded the downstairs. The flooring will have to be scrapped and drywall replaced. It's 100% my fault. Did I mention this is not my house? FML
Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML
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Intoxicunt 5
Then the water will wash away the evidence when you murder him and throw him down there.
easton_87 0
That's what happens when you room with an idiot.
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Intoxicunt 5
Then the water will wash away the evidence when you murder him and throw him down there.
itomxp 0
HAHA, WIN
JoBroCrazyy_14 0
I love that!! Funny :) Not to mention smart :p
NDnation44 0
THT COMMENT WAS STUPID
dacman48 0
THANK YOU FOR NOT SAYING FIRST!!!
AnaMaree 0
FIRST
Scorpitarrius 0
hahaha. smartest thig ive heard all day.
Intoxicunt 5
#44 is either a troll or very jealous, because I obviously got a ton of compliments for that. Not to mention the fact he got buried. Haha, you lose, #44.
Dunebuggy569 5
Kill him! Omg FYL
LilChappy 0
Hey hey
screwtaylor 0
Hey, it's like 80 degrees outside. He did you a favor. Maybe the OP can swim down there.
deni_kaos 0
80 degrees? that' nothing. anyway, FYL OP, that really sucks.
turnedoffTVgrey 0
I was about to say... Is 80 degrees hot? I'm from Florida. 80 degrees is a good day here.
Intoxicunt 5
She didn't really say 80 is hot, just that it would be good to go for a swim. I'm from Florida too! FL FTW!
canucksrule88 0
80 degrees Celsius will burn shit up though
turnedoffTVgrey 0
That makes more sense I guess. Where in FL?
Intoxicunt 5
Fort Walton Beach. I loved it. Went back last Christmas to visit. I want to move back. Tennessee is HELL.
turnedoffTVgrey 0
That sucks. I'm from Tallahassee. Capital city! Is Tennessee bad because of all of the country folk? Because that's like 90% of what is here too. P.S. I just realized we could have said these things over the private message feature. Message me sometime if you want. Hope you get to come home soon :)
kindofgocrazy 0
Yeah, today it was 94. Palm Beach sucks.
thatsjustdandy 0
so truee
djb23 0
we get it, Florida's hot
gnbfd 0
When the water saw the Xbox 360, it turned 360 degrees and walked away... JK but sorry for your loss OP
canucksrule88 0
if it turned 360 degrees its still going straight.... Anyways, Duct tape is where its at Roommate fails for using scotch tape
jklol2 0
rofl #4 less xbox, more math.
ScaryyMary 14
#5, one word for you. WIN.
stereopump 0
it's supposed to be stupid, I think it either originated or became popular on world of warcraft forums. It annoyed the hell out of people :P
Intoxicunt 5
Hell yes! If the Xbox weren't destroyed, he could have the ultimate party. Games WHILE swimming!
pertained 12
he deserved it for owning an xbox 360.
ZleveL 0
81 i'm guessing your a ps3 fanboy who's never touched the 360 but assumes it is gay because the other Gaystation Lovers think so. stfu
ILoveMyXbox 0
I have them both PC ftw fags
panpanscow 0
jsut rip his head off once you see him around
tddygrmlov 0
Holy crap I would kill that man. Seriously, light his hair on fire and throw him down the stairs, and as he drowns in the flooded basement of dispare, throw down the things he loves so that he might drown in his tears as well.
Thoricsteam20 24
I like this idea
easton_87 0
That's what happens when you room with an idiot.
TheTruth1428 0
I agree. Your life sucks, but you most likely picked that roommate meaning you should have known what kind of person he was and what he would do in certain situations.
Smardel 0
make him replace everything along with repairs of the bacement, duha
XxCoolPersonxX 0
Hey! at least now you have a indoor pool :)
DaBombb316 0
That is why they make renter's insurance.