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By PossiblyPregnant - 25/12/2016 03:25 - United States - Yuma

Today, I got drunk and had sex with a cute coworker. Afterwards, I realized we hadn't used protection and he said "don't worry, you can't get pregnant, I have a low sperm count". FML

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sohigh10 34

Sunday 25 December 2016 22:37

Aside from getting pregnant, if he's that casual about it, get tested for STD's soon. Some things are asymptomatic so you won't know you have it until you've infected others and that's not a nice Christmas gift.

interstellar2017 6

Sunday 1 January 2017 6:05

Just because he has a low sperm count doesn't mean you cannot get pregnant

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Sparkieemae 14

Sunday 25 December 2016 19:07

Well, it does make it harder to get pregnant with a low sperm count. But it won't hurt to use PlanB. $50 is still cheaper than 18 years of raising someone.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Monday 26 December 2016 22:38

Or $200-$1500 for an abortion depending on where OP lives.

sohigh10 34

Sunday 25 December 2016 22:37

Aside from getting pregnant, if he's that casual about it, get tested for STD's soon. Some things are asymptomatic so you won't know you have it until you've infected others and that's not a nice Christmas gift.

interstellar2017 6

Sunday 1 January 2017 6:05

Just because he has a low sperm count doesn't mean you cannot get pregnant

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