Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML
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What is going on?
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, my college English teacher told me if I wanted an explanation for my grade I would have to schedule a conference to come to her office. It's an online class. I took an online class because I can't come in. FML
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, my study partner for my biology class didn't go to lecture. Not once has he gone to lecture. I went to almost every lecture. He got better grades than I did. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Unethical
Today, I decided to take a personal day from class and e-mailed all of my professors saying I had flu symptoms. While standing in line at Starbucks later, someone behind me said, "Glad you're feeling better. Hope you can attend class tomorrow, we'll discuss lying." It was my Ethics professor. FML
Wrong target
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Am I still here?
Today, I walked into the wrong classroom, sat down, took notes for ten minutes, and only realized my mistake when the professor asked me to introduce myself and explain why I was there. I wasn’t even enrolled in the class. FML
Very informative!
Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML
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colleen2920 0
say, I'm right here you moron
WiseGuy79 14
Disengage your cloaking device...
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Comments (53)
Somedood117 0
sometimes, people manage to amaze me, by their stupidity. but it's funny
Jcuellar 0
That was a ******* stupid comment
Burbman 1
why is this an fml?
three3_fml 2
Nerd
ubetrwatchBN 5
Ha, it's funny how camo is supposed to help one blend in with their surroundings, but in a normal setting, it does the exact opposite.
Doortje 29
Eww, sourgirl, you can't seriously think I have inside jokes with boners?! *vomits* It was a reference to another FML (#8612745) :)
fAiRyMaN3 0
FYL for even going to seminary you damn Mormon. I hate it when all these damn Mormons have FMLs! Aren't they supposed to spend their time reading their dumb little happy book made up by a blind twat?!?!
marsjunkiegirl 0
You're probs a troll, but you don't seem to understand the meaning of 'seminar'. It's just a word for small class that focuses on something specific. Learn to use a dictionary before yammering on about 'damn mormons'.
rjnorton84 0
He probably meant mentally. Oh and #47 is a moron.
Ikz_Hustler 9
Sorry but this is furrny! Your tutor is so frickin stupid o_O
ironwill883hd 0
How the f@(