Congrats you're an idiot. The place where my truck was left was private property they reported it and the police found my insurance cards in the vehicle. Real brain buster for you I'm sure but you can always write a FML for being a moron.

Loser. My friend was woken by cops at 3am to tell him his car had been stolen and set on fire. Chances are someone saw the fire, reported it to the cops, cops turn up, find the car, check the registration number, track down the owner - easy. That wouldn't take long at all. Another time, a guy crashed a stolen car just down the road from our house. He got out and ran for it, but some people from a nearby house reported it to the cops and the cops called the owners all within an hour of it happening. It was like 2am, too. Those are both incidents of cars being stolen in the middle of the night, found by the cops then reported back to the owners all within hours of it happening and well before the owner would wake up in the morning and discover the car missing. So don't be such a moron.