By ks.swan13 - 22/12/2010 09:50

Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML
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perdix 29

"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was." You can either swallow that namby-pamby bullshit, or go house-to-house with a baseball bat until you find your dog and beat the shit out of Cruella DeVil and her henchmen.

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zebrapattern 6

*69, figure out what the number is, then look up an address, and bring the police with you so they have to give it back. but take some proof that the dog's yours with you, as well.

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foryoublue94 0

If it wasn't an anonymous call, call the police and tell them the number. D=

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Deadguy71 0

If someone knew your dog was hit by a car, this might be a way to make it easier for you to deal with. If they wanted to be jerks, and/or steal your dog, they'd say "Hey.. your dog died.. sorry". Don't always look a gifthorse in the mouth. That being said.. good luck.

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Herropreez17 0

Find them. Beat the shit out of them. Take your dog. Buy a leash. Problem solved.

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lovelinkinpark 1

if that happened to me I would go hunt them down then beat them up and steal all thier clothes and throw them outside after that I would give them a map to were to find thier clothes >:D

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shamrocknroll 0

use star 69 go to their house take your dog home then come back and kick their asses!

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urgle55 4

Star 69! Beat their asses (get a bat).

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ArielTheMermaid 17

So take his number and call the cops

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