By ks.swan13 - 22/12/2010 09:50

Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML
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perdix 29

"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was." You can either swallow that namby-pamby bullshit, or go house-to-house with a baseball bat until you find your dog and beat the shit out of Cruella DeVil and her henchmen.

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zebrapattern 6

*69, figure out what the number is, then look up an address, and bring the police with you so they have to give it back. but take some proof that the dog's yours with you, as well.

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dan_117 0

That's when you call a couple hard pipe swinging niggas to go to work on holmes with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

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anon_e_m00se 8

That's what I'm sayin! There's few human problems in life that can't be solved with the proper use of blunt instruments, pliers, and a blowtorch.

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gamecube_Link 0

you should sue that asshole

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Islander_fml 5

Maybe it was a prank call. They didn't really have it, but just wanted to make you feel shitty. Still, track them down and see what you can do against them.

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TSS_Fan 0

Dang, dog-napping huh? That's pretty sad, hope you find your dog. i don't like to hear animals being mistreated (not saying you have been doing that).

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dtegrl 0

First, your dogs surrounding should have been more secure so that's a total YDI. Second, you should of put a microchip in your dog and maybe you wouldn't have this problem; again another YDI.

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AntoshaChekhonte 6

While we're talking about "should haves", how about the jackass should have returned the dog in the first place, like a responsible, thoughtful human being?

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Lilmama2Uchickz 0

Lmao dang......

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